It’s a familiar scenario: You’re on your way home from work, and your wife calls. “Hey honey, I was just wondering if you remembered to pick up that big, floppy dildo on your lunch break like we talked about.” Crap. Panic sets in. The big floppy dildo store is on the other side of town, and likely closed by now. But in the back of your mind, you know that if you come home without a big fake dong just one more time, it will likely be the last time — a loving marriage run aground on the rocks of forgetfulness and anatomically inspired sex toys. If I’ve seen it once, I’ve seen it 1,000 times.
Thankfully, if you live in Philly, your dildo-dependent relationships may soon be saved by PinkBox, the sex-toy vending machine. Think of it like RedBox, only instead of DVDs, you spend 30 minutes arguing with your partner over which things you’ll put in your butts that evening.
“PinkBox believes you shouldn’t have to order toys off the internet to get a great price, and wait 5-7 days for them to arrive. Our machines have everything you need for a fantastic night, RIGHT NOW, alone or with a partner. From condoms and lube, to vibrators of all shapes and sizes–even restraints–we’ve got the right product to help your customer enhance their evening into morning,” the owners write on PinkBox’s website.
The owners have not yet disclosed the locations of the first PinkBox. All machines will take cash and major credit cards, according to their website, and a portion of all proceeds will go towards supporting marriage equality.
Original story by Ian Lang of AskMen.
